About the Evil Bald Genius

If you're a woman and freelancer, coach, or consultant working in pretty much any industry, and you’re struggling to attract the right clients, charge fees to make it all worth your while, and make it all happen reliably and predictably…

... then your day is about to get a lot better.

Because if you fix those three problems and you'll fix almost ALL your others, too.

And that's what I can help you do.

Fair Warning: it’s simple but not easy, so if you’re not prepared to put in the work, stop reading now.

Grumpy and autistic husband, father, business owner, author, speaker, and fearless and outspoken small-business advocate...

... I AM The Evil Bald Genius, and I want to talk to YOU.

But be aware — my scathing and uncompromising style and language are for neither the sensitive nor the faint-hearted.

If you look hard enough, you’ll see there’s something guaranteed to offend everyone.

But that’s OK because I'm not in the business of winning friends and influencing people if it comes at the expense of hiding or obfuscating the truth about what it takes to succeed legally, morally, ethically, and entirely above board in business in today’s dire and uncertain economy, despite Brexit, recession, lockdowns, and incompetent governments.

So if you’re looking to have your hand held and your fevered brow mopped with gentle, loving hands, you won’t like me.

On the other hand... if you’re seri­ous about adding a MINIMUM of £100k to your bottom line within the next six months, you’re prepared to roll your sleeves up and get stuck in to some seriously hard work, and you’re not timid, faint-hearted, or unwilling to ruffle a few feathers, tread on a few toes, and piss off more than a few of your stuck-in-the-mud competitors by defying industry norms...

... then I'm the Fluffy Bunny you’ve been looking for.

To work with me you must be:

  • A woman (sorry, chaps, it's women only)
  • Committed to working on changing behaviours you've had relentlessly drummed into you since childhood
  • Willing to take my advice without second-guessing it
  • Prepared to knuckle down to some serious and uncomfortable work
  • Ready to ruffle feathers and step on toes
  • Able to deal with my charmingly insensitive and inept autistic tendencies when it comes to social graces
  • Possessed of a great sense of humour

If that's you, then get in touch and we'll talk.

Women's business mentor, trainer, author, speaker, and autism advocate

P.S. Serious enquiries, please. I'm not interested in talking to tyre-kickers or wannabes.