What I can do for you

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"Clients will always treat you in exactly the way you allow them to" ~ EBG

You have before you a man of many talents (modesty not always being one of them). But I have one focus and one focus only: to help coaches, consultants, freelancers, and other professional service providers grow the businesses they promised themselves and their families.

And I do this by helping them create powerful systems for attracting the best clients and selling to them at premium fees, and all without resistance, anxiety, or having you resort to begging and discounts to secure the work.

Exactly how I do this depends on a whole bunch of things, although the fundamental approach and material is the same (because form follows function, as any engineer will tell you).

Everything I do or teach, with the single exception of one-to-one consulting and implementation, is predicated on my Client Acquisition Framework 2.0 (CAF2.0) and the Stoic Leadership and Attitude Model (SLAM).

Here's the thing: I don't have special secrets I dish out preferentially to those who pay me more. Even my free emails are detailed enough to transform your life and business.

No, what you get for your money is more of my personal time, care, and attention focused on you and the detail of your specific circumstances and requirements.

But however long you spend with me you'll get the best advice I can give in the time allowed, no hold barred and nothing held back.

Makes sense, right?

So, from the bottom up:

#1

EBG Power Intensive

If you have a specific and singular problem or challenge you need help with about how to attract the right clients, charge higher fees, or sell yourself effectively and efficiently and stop working for free, then the EBG Power Intensive is for you.

You get your money back if I can't help you or we end up working together.

Message me here for details (or click the Enquire button).

Fee: £750
(+ VAT where applicable)

#2

EBG Well-Fed Freelancer Intensive

You want this easy step-by-step Well-Fed Freelancer Blueprint delivered to you on a plate?

Just me and thee over Zoom?

Then jump on a Well-Fed Freelancer Intensive with me and I’ll give it to you.

It's essentially me walking you through the core of CAF2.0.

At the end of it you’ll have a simple way to create an end-to-end process for attracting the best clients and selling to them at premium fees, and all without resistance, anxiety, or having you resort to begging and discounts to secure the work.

More: it’ll also ensure — guarantee, in fact — you’ll never be led on, ripped off by slow- or non-payers, given the runaround, or ghosted after pouring your heart and soul into a proposal or project ever again (the method I’ll share with you makes these things impossible).

You’ll be paid a premium fee and paid upfront, on time, every time, right from Day One.

It’s a simple set of steps I’ll teach you in a ridiculously short time, and it’ll start working for you immediately, right from your next prospective client.

Message me here for details (or click the Enquire button).

Fee: £1,000 (Intensive)
(+ VAT where applicable)

EBG Well-Fed Freelancer Intensive (Masterclass)

I occasionally run this Intensive as a Masterclass with more than one attendee. Other than that there's no practical difference between the two.

Message me here if you'd like to be added to the notification list.

Fee: £750 (Masterclass)
(+ VAT where applicable)

#3

My flagship EBG Well-Fed Freelancer Mentoring

It's predicated on a scheduled curriculum of work I take you through - exercises and videos and whatnot.

Nominally it runs for 12 weeks, but I’m not a clock-watcher and as long as you’re putting in the work I’ll stick with you for as long as it takes to get through the material, within reason.

We'll talk over Zoom for our scheduled fortnightly calls. These are pretty much free-form, although most people use the time to ask me about stuff in the exercises and stuff coming up day-to-day. But you can ask me anything.

You'll also get WhatsApp access to me for the duration of the programme  (and after unless we hate each other) — priceless for coaching you in real-time through dealing with enquiries and whatnot from prospects and clients.

I'll metaphorically hold your hand and lead you (not too) gently through the end-to-end process of attracting the best clients and selling to them at premium fees, and all without resistance, anxiety, or having you resort to begging and discounts to secure the work.

By the end, you'll have a solid and robust system for doing it (the same one I use myself).

It’s not all about business, either, because virtually all of the skills are transferable to civilian life.

To be considered for Mentoring you must be:

  1. Ambitious, determined, and tenacious.
  2. Committed to working on changing behaviours you've had relentlessly drummed into you since childhood.
  3. Willing to take my advice without second-guessing it.
  4. Prepared to knuckle down to some serious and uncomfortable work.
  5. Ready to ruffle feathers, rock boats, step on toes, and have your sacred cows slaughtered before your very eyes.
  6. Able to deal with my charmingly insensitive and inept autistic tendencies when it comes to social graces.
  7. Possessed of a great sense of humour.

Message me here for details (or click the Enquire button).

Fee: £6,000
(+ VAT where applicable)

#4

Let me train you and your people

I'll come in to your biz for a two-day training and walk them step-by-step through the whole end-to-end CAF2.0 system.

If we can't do it in person, we can do it over Zoom.

Message me here for details (or click the Enquire button).

Fee: variable. Min £10,000
(+ VAT where applicable)

#5

Invest in a day's Consulting with The EBG

We'll meet in Cork for a full day's in-person consulting (venue details once your Consultation is confirmed).

If you want me to come to you, you're out of luck.

Message me here for details (or click the Enquire button).

Fee: £12,500
(+ VAT where applicable)

#6

Work with me as a Private Client

I occasionally take clients into my Private Client Group where I work closely with you on one or more specific projects, advising you on tactics and strategy, as well as writing sales copy and creating marketing collateral.

Projects in my PCG begin with a day's consulting.

No exceptions.

Serious enquiries only 

If you don't have the budget, will, or wherewithal to invest a minimum of £25,000 in the project please don't waste my time (or yours).

Message me here for details (or click the Enquire button).

Fee: variable. Min £25,000
(+ VAT where applicable)

Business mentor, trainer, author, speaker, and autism advocate

Drop your details below, click the button, and I'll send you my Daily Well-Fed Freelancer Emails

The Daily Emails drop into your inbox every morning, seven days a week (almost) without fail. If you've joined me after 8am today, then you'll get the first one tomorrow.

I'll almost certainly try to sell you stuff occasionally in the emails, but you knew that anyway. And one thing I promise you is it's not crass, offensive, or tasteless.

I am and my emails are, but my selling-style isn't.

Easy, right?

Right.