What I can do for you

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"Clients will always treat you in exactly the way you allow them to" ~ EBG

You have before you a man of many talents (modesty not always being one of them). But I have one focus and one focus only: to help women coaches, consultants, and freelancers grow the businesses they promised themselves and their families.

And I do this by helping them create powerful systems for attracting the best clients and selling to them at premium fees, and all without resistance, anxiety, or having you resort to begging and discounts to secure the work.

Exactly how I do this depends on a whole bunch of things, although the fundamental approach and material is the same (because form follows function, as any engineer will tell you).

In other words, I don't have special secrets I dish out preferentially to those who pay me more. Even my free emails are detailed enough to transform your life and business.

No, what you get for your money is more of my personal time, care, and attention focused on you and the detail of your specific circumstances and requirements.

Makes sense, right?

So, from the bottom up:

Get my free Well Fed Freelancer Crash Course

Rather than trust me on my abilities, test me on them.

Follow the Crash Course religiously, and you’ll have an end-to-end process to do all the heavy sales-lifting for you.

The Crash Course is not as detailed as what you’d get if you were paying me (I’m autistic not stupid, after all), but it’s enough to improve your life and business dramatically, if (and only if) you do the work.

And at some point, I will try to sell you shit.

But you knew that already.

And here's my promise:

  1. Do the shit.
  2. Measure the results.
  3. Decide whether I'm right or not.

And if I'm wrong and it doesn't work?

I'll buy you a pizza.

Can't say fairer than that can I?

"No, EBG, you can't", is the only sane and correct answer to that.

Drop your details below, click the button, and I'll send you my Daily Emails and the free Well Fed Freelancer Crash Course

My Daily Emails drop into your inbox every morning, seven days a week (almost) without fail. The Crash Course lands in the evening, around 8pm Dublin time. If you've joined me after 8pm today, then you'll get the first one tomorrow.

I'll almost certainly try to sell you stuff occasionally in the emails, but you knew that anyway. And one thing I promise you is it's not crass, offensive, or tasteless.

I am and my emails are, but my selling-style isn't.

Easy, right?

Right.


Join me for a 2-hour Well Fed Freelancer Intensive

You want this easy step-by-step Blueprint delivered to you on a plate?

Two hours, just me and thee over Zoom?

Then jump on a Well Fed Freelancer Intensive with me and I’ll give it to you.

The details are here.

Work with me one-on-one

It's predicated on a scheduled curriculum of work I take you through - exercises and videos and whatnot.

Nominally it runs for 12 weeks, but I’m not a clock-watcher and as long as you’re putting in the work I’ll stick with you for as long as it takes to get through the material, within reason.

We'll talk over Zoom for our scheduled weekly calls. These are pretty much free-form, although most people use the time to ask me about stuff in the exercises and stuff coming up day-to-day. But you can ask me anything.

You'll also get WhatsApp access to me for the duration of the programme  (and after unless we hate each other) — priceless for coaching you in real-time through dealing with enquiries and whatnot from prospects and clients.

I'll metaphorically hold your hand and lead you (not too) gently through the end-to-end process of attracting the best clients and selling to them at premium fees, and all without resistance, anxiety, or having you resort to begging and discounts to secure the work.

By the end, you'll have a solid and robust system for doing it (the same one I use myself).

I MAY add a group thing to it so all the women I work with can chat together — an email group or something — but that depends on whether they want it or not. Most probably won’t (because like you they prefer talking to blokes).

It’s not all about business, either, because virtually all of the skills are transferable to civilian life.

Drop me a message here if you want to talk to me about this.

Get me to train you and your people

I'll come in to your biz for a two-day training and walk them step-by-step through the whole end-to-end process above. If we can't do it in person, we can do it over Zoom.

Drop me a message here if you want to talk to me about this.

Women's business mentor, trainer, author, speaker, and autism advocate