Looking for unconventional and entertaining speaker or guest for your podcast?
If you're looking for an entertaining, insightful, but decidedly not mainstream or conventional speaker for your event or guest on your podcast, then I might just be the Fluffy Bunny for you. I can write, speak, and comment on all areas of marketing, sales, and business development for SMEs, although be aware my style isn't for everyone.
Forget the suit and tie, motivational claptrap, and pandering to the inconsequential masses. My message is brutally honest and frank, and draws heavily on the proven methods espoused by the Stoics.
If it was good enough for Marcus Aurelius, emperor of the largest empire of his day, it's good enough for the likes of you and me running our small businesses.
I am particularly well known for my work in showing business owners how to:
- Attract only the best clients and customers.
- Sell at premium prices (way above market rates and industry norms).
- Establish reliable, robust, and resilient sales-pipelines to ensure cash-flow.
All regardless of the economy or prevailing economic trends and conditions.
Moreover, since I'm also autistic — one reason for my very different view of life and business — I'm also available to write, speak, and comment on all topics connected with autism in adults and older children (16+), both in society and the workplace. Autistics are disproportionately represented in the entrepreneurial world and many of us struggle with the everyday shit our neurotypical cousins handle with ease. My approach educates and informs both sides of the neurological divide to help create autism-friendly environments and cultures beneficial to all.
The EBG unleashed
Excerpts and testimonials from my events in Cork
My first book...
Grow Your Business FAST, the quick, dirty and uncensored secrets to extraordinary small business success despite recession, crap governments, and tight-arsed banks
Be warned — my scathing and uncompromising style and language are for neither the sensitive nor the faint-hearted. In fact, in Grow Your Business FAST there’s something guaranteed to offend everyone.
But that’s OK, because I'm not in the business of winning friends and influencing people, not if it comes at the expense of hiding or obfuscating the truth about what it takes to succeed legally, morally, ethically, and entirely above board in business in today’s dire economy, despite recession, bad government, and tight-arsed banks.
So if you’re looking to have your hand held and your fevered brow mopped with gentle, loving hands, you’d be best advised not to read this book, because you won’t like it.
On the other hand... if you’re serious about increasing your sales by 100% or more within the next three months, you’re prepared to roll your sleeves up and get stuck in to some seriously hard work, and you’re not timid, faint-hearted, or unwilling to ruffle a few feathers, then this is the book you’ve been looking for.
If you'd like me to consider being a speaker at your event or guest on your podcast, please send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Three ways to get my help
The Well-Fed Freelancer. It's for ambitious and determined individuals who are struggling to grow a thriving business.
This book shares a very different way of looking at your business.
It's also an excellent place to start if you're not already familiar with me and my work.
If you're looking for an entertaining, insightful, but decidedly not mainstream or conventional speaker for your event or guest on your podcast, then I might just be the Fluffy Bunny for you.
I can write, speak, and comment on all areas of marketing, sales, and business development for SMEs, although be aware my style isn't for everyone.
This is working one on one with me so you have my personal attention focused on fixing your business.
It's for individuals as well as larger companies and corporates who recognise they need to change the way they do things but are struggling with exactly what to do and how to do it.