Congratulations … and welcome to my world. I’m Jon McCulloch, a.k.a. The Evil Bald Genius, and you’ve just let yourself in for an unimaginable experience (and one not for the faint-hearted). More about why they call me the Evil Bald Genius, or EBG for short, in a moment.
In the meantime… I have a lot of ideas and concepts to share with you during our time together, and you’ll get all 52 of them, one each day for the next six weeks or so.
I promise you the good, the bad, and the ugly.
And you’ll learn something from all three.
Even more important than that… you’re going to be making more money with less work, less hassle, and fewer headaches.
But before we get into all that…
I need you to do something for me: to make sure you get all the tips, tools, strategies and techniques I have to share with you, you need to “whitelist” the email address firstname.lastname@example.org.
And if you’re using Gmail, make sure you have it delivered to your “important” folder.
An easy way to make this happen is simply reply or send an email to this address now, because most email providers and ISPs take that as a sign the email address you’re emailing is a valid one to be sending you email.
OK, so where were we?
Oh yes… now, presumably you’ve joined me because you want to grow your business because you know you’re not quite hitting the mark yet.
If that’s so, then you’re in exactly the right place.
Because I’m going to be sharing with you the most powerful and effective secrets I’ve uncovered after many years in the trenches helping business owners just like you dramatically increase their profits.
That’s a story in itself, and one that’ll keep you right on the edge of your seat. It’s been a wild time, but a fun one, as you’re going to see for yourself as we get to know each other.
In the meantime, buckle up, let go of the sides, and enjoy the ride.
But I do warn you: no kind of business success comes without work.
I do know you’ve come across people a little like me before, people promising you the secrets to Life the Universe and Everything, only to find they promise much and deliver nothing.
It’s easy for me to say this, but the real truth is you’ve probably never come across anyone quite like me at all (one of the things about me you need to understand is I’m autistic, somewhere around the Asperger’s part of the spectrum. That makes for some interesting shenanigans, to be sure. And don’t be shy — ask me anything you like about it. I’m not coy).
Yes, I promise much.
But I also deliver even more than I promise
Yet I don’t expect you to take my word for this. Anyone can make any claim they like, especially on the Internet.
Truth is, I have a group of more than 140 Entrepreneurs I coach and mentor and the comments I get about the quality and power of what I share with them is humbling, even for an Evil Bald Genius. More than 85% of the people I allow in to my Inner Circle stay for at least a year in an industry where the average for this kind of group is 50% over just two months.
As for my £997 a month Elite Mastermind?
Oh my. One of my Members increased his profits by 400% in his first year as a Member. And as Tom Jones would say, “it’s not unusual”.
In short: my results are off the scale.
And, no, I’m not trying to get you to join anything, so I’m not even going to share the URLs with you just yet.
It’s all invitation-only and we don’t even know each other yet. Perhaps some time in the future if you qualify and you want to apply for a place, then maybe you can.
But in the meantime, then I ask you not to believe me. I want you to be sceptical, questioning and even cynical.
I don’t expect you to take anything I say at face value, so please, examine everything with all the critical thinking skills you can muster.
Why do I say this?
First, I prefer to be correct than “right”. So if I’m wrong about something, I want someone to tell me.
Thing is, you’re going to find much of what I share with you is counterintuitive, controversial, and in direct opposition to pretty much everything you think you already know about marketing your business.
As an example, I have something for you, a gift.
It’s a White Paper I wrote a little while ago on the folly of SEO and why you’re almost certainly wasting your time and money on it if you’re doing it.
You can download your copy here. It’s free.
And secondly, you’re going to find what I have to share with you makes a substantial and dramatic difference to your business, your profits, and your life.
But only if you take action!
If you think I or anyone else can somehow hand you a silver bullet and make you rich overnight and with no work… then you’re reading the wrong guy, and the best thing you can do is unsubscribe.
A Few Notes Before You Get Started
- English is a funny language in that there are no gender-neutral third-person singular pronouns. So instead of writing barbaric and ugly phrases like “he or she” “his or hers” or, vilest of all, “s/he” I’ve taken the traditional route, old fart that I am, and used the masculine throughout. If this offends you, then you’re going to hate the rest of everything you ever read from me, of that I’m certain
- I don’t mince my words and sometimes what I say offends people. Please don’t read my emails and then write to me and complain about things I’ve said you don’t approve of. Not only do I not care, but you’ll just invite mockery and make yourself look stupid.
- I’m not interested in your “feedback” If I get something objectively wrong, by all means correct me. But if you’re just giving me your unsolicited opinions on how I ought to run my business or communicate with my audience, please don’t bother. Your opinions are irrelevant insofar as this is concerned (don’t take that personally — I’m not being rude, just stating a fact).
- Any mistakes you find are entirely mine and mine alone. You are free to send comments and corrections to me here: email@example.com Don’t hold your breath waiting for a reply, though. Consider this as a “thank you” in advance.
Anyway, assuming you’re still here… watch out for my first money-making tip in your inbox in the next few minutes, so keep your eyes open for it.
In the meantime… I have a gift for you.
It’s my book Grow Your Business FAST, 365 pages of Evil Bald Goodness for your delight, delectation, and, of course, profit.
Now, Grow Your Business FAST normally costs you just shy of £20 plus shipping from Amazon, but I wanna send it to you for FREE. All you have to do is contribute to shipping and handling (it’s just a fiver for the UK, and £7.50 elsewhere).
To claim your copy of Grow Your Business FAST just click here or on the image opposite and follow the simple on-screen instructions, and I’ll get your copy in the post to you as quickly as I can.
My Unconditional Lifetime 100% Money-Back Guarantee
It’s dead simple: read Grow Your Business FAST and if at the end of it you don’t think it’s the most powerful book on business and marketing you’ve ever read, just drop me an email and I’ll refund all your shipping… and you don’t even have to send it back to me.
You’ll also qualify for FREE membership of the Grow Your Business FAST Inner Circle.
The strategies, tools, tips and techniques I share with you on the inside are so simple and easy, you can start putting them to work in your business today and see increased profits tomorrow, or even sooner.
Most of what you do to grow a business takes time, but some of the simplest strategies I share with you take effect literally instantly (and, no, that’s NOT hype or exaggeration).
P.S. Why do they call me the Evil Bald Genius?
It’s a long and interesting story, and one I’ll share with you in a little while… so keep your eyes open for that first email…