Don't even think of getting my emails if you're easily offended by political incorrectness, bad language, or disdain for your lack of resilience.
If you're tired of selling yourself cheap and attracting lowbrow, bottom-feeding, mouth-breathing, and pain-in-the-arse clients, then you're in the right place.
To start receiving my irreverent, contrarian, and often downright offensive emails and discover how you, too, can attract the best clients, and sell to them at premium rates, fees, or prices and make more money with less work, less hassle, and far fewer headaches...
... just drop your name and email address in the obvious places, click the red button, and let me take care of the rest.
In the meantime, you can either go back to the home page or take a leap of faith and get in touch with me now: email me on ebg@evilbaldgenius.com.
Warmly,
Jon McCulloch
The Evil Bald Genius